Halloween and I don’t think I’m going out…
Okay, so tonight I’m drunk on whiskey and I’m not having that shit ever or until I’m an old guy because I can’t really stand the tast but I can down it like am an. I’m gonna go watch pron now
I wish Tumblr had this sex app that worked just...
phntasms asked: Take your black ass to instant messaging please
When you can talk about poop to your girlfriend, you know she’s a keeper.